First of all, why do I keep falling up the stairs at work? Yes, the big grand staircase that everyone can see you on.
Secondly, why do people wear sunglasses at night? I mean, I know it's a song, but it's not something you should take literally.
Thirdly, I hate people who act like they are put out when they are at work and for some reason expect that I should do their work for them. uh... no.
Fourthly, yes fourthly is a word, why did I laugh so hard when I saw someone walk face first into a huge light pole at school the other day?
Fifthly, why do people wear headphones that are so loud that I could karaoke to the song I can hear it so well? Do you think it makes you cool if your music is blasting me out? Plus, the dude i'm referring to in this post is in his late 30ies... and listens to gangsta rap.
Sixthly.. Why are the following songs constantly stuck in my head: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves (Cher) Womanizer (Britney Spears) and now thanks to my cousin, the 5 dollar foot long jingle from Subway. How random is my brain???
Seventhly, why are the employees at Sconecutter so SLOW? Oh yeah, because they probably attract quality employees with their motto as "let's go get sconed." Riiight.
Eightly, I have a twitch in my eye.
Ninthly. I'm starving.
Tenthly. Mom you better send me the fairy pictures. Or else... Suffer the wrath.
3 comments:
You crack me up!! I love reading your blogs :D I am sure they take so long at sconecutters because as you said they are either stoned or stupid :D And Jon always sings the most god awful songs and gets them stuck in my head. Pretty sure he takes pride in annoying me. I too fall up stairs and have done so in front of many watching eyes. I am sorry you have twitchy eye, so do I. Starving, yeah I could def eat right about now. Miss you lady. Can't wait to meet Dexter and Jesten
Ha ha I love reading your blog...and I wish I could have seen the guy run into the light pole...
Thanks for the comment. I wondered if anyone would even know I was back. Thanks for caring. I still check your hell-air-e-us blog I usually need a good laugh. Your crafty girl. Hope all is well in Hell (courts) ya know.
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