Ok. So I TRY to eat healthy. 90% of the time, I fail miserably. But hey, I try. People know I try to eat healthy and work out, etc. And I am not HORRIBLY obese or anything, so if I want to indulge myself in sweet potato fries or candy, I do.
The other day, it was a fellow co-worker's birthday and hmmm imagine that, there was cake. ( I think cake is sent on earth by Satan to kill the diets of Americans PS) Sorry to get off topic, but I have worked out PRETTY hard this week, so I thought I would treat myself to a HALF of a half of a sliver of a piece of cake. (Satan food)
Well boy was I mistaken... Apparently I'm not allowed to eat cake because one of my fellow co-workers (aka the food Nazi) asked me if I had a piece. I told him yes, obviously annoyed, and then he immediately asked me how my diet was going and if I was still working out. You see, I don't feel the need to justify the reasons for my food decisions, but apparently food Nazi thinks that he needs to take it upon himself to monitor my caloric intake......
So today, there was another birthday and there was more Satan food, and guess what.. I didn't have a piece (miraculous, but it was really because it looked like it had coconut on it and I dislike coconut). So today, this same co-worker asked me if I had cake- AGAIN. I whipped around, glared at him, and told him, "NO.. BUT WHAT IF I HAD?!??!?!! WHAT I EAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS."
Do you think he got the hint? Probably not.
3 comments:
hmmmm how do I say....NO!! of course he didn't get the hint! ha ha
Will you punch him in the face next time? Actually will you do it twice...once for you and once for me...I hate food Nazi's!
LOL...It is even funnier because he looks as though he enjoys a piece of cake regularly! HA
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