F word

It is the 2nd day of January and I have already broken BOTH of my New Years Resolutions.

1. Eat Healthy. Although I have made ernest attempts to eat ALL of my junk food before January 1 (couldn't let it go to waste now could I?), I have failed to do so and the sugary fattening... artery clogging...un-nutritious.... delicacies are just sitting in my cabinets taunting me. So against the advice of that little voice in my head (I think they call it a conscience) and against my better judgement, I gave into temptation and ate crappy food yesterday. A lot of it.

2. Stop picking my cuticles. I know this seems like an otherwise stupid and irrelevant resolution, but it is something that has been on the priority list for a while now... However, my resolution only lasted about 11 hours because, by habit, I realize that I was picking my cuticles in a nervous frenzy.. They look so horrendous and white trash, yet despite my best efforts, habit prevailed and my cuticles still look like shit.

So there you have it. It is obvious that I am just a failure (cue the violin).