Vicious rants

Dear bloggers,

I am writing this bog because I'm on lunch and I really don't have anything better to do.... And also because I have a bone to pick with the world.

Please don't ask me if I am cold in the winter when I wear a skirt to work.

A. I am wearing a skirt, but I am also wearing my wool coat.
B. I am ALWAYS cold, even in the summer, so yes. I am cold. I am cold even if I am in 4 coats, a blanket, fuzzy boots and have a space heater blasting on me. In short, the answer to your question would be YES, I am cold. Thank you very much for your concern.
C. Lastly, I am not a ski instructor. I work in a heated office and park in a garage at home and in an underground parking garage at work. I am exposed to the semi- cold elements for approximately 3 minutes... I am not doing snow angels in my skirt. So who the F cares?!

To summarize, I am really not any less cold than I am on any other day when I wear a skirt to work. Even if it is in the winter. So please, although it is tempting to ask me if I am cold, please restrain yourselves.

Love you mean it.


COUNTDOWN TO NEW YORK: 5 days
COUNTDOWN TO JESTEN'S BIRTHDAY: 6 days
COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS: 13 days. Ugggh.
COUNTDOWN TO LOSING MY SANITY: 1 second. Approximately.