Well, kids. We started off on things I liked and so I thought I'd rant on about things I don't like very much.
1. Egocentric assholes
2. Religious fanatics
3. sex-offenders
4. Michael Jackson. He is just creepy. Face it.
5. Vomit
6. ET
7. Open closets
8. Jocks- the majority of the time. (because they fall into that egocentric asshole category)
9. People who hate cats for no reason and tell me they wish my cat would die. Well I hope your precious dog dies too asshole. Pssh.
10. Sports. SPORTS. This should probably be #1.
11. Kids shows. They seem like brainwashing creepy propaganda to me.
12. Intolerance to other people due to their: sexual orientation, gender, age, ethnicity, religion.. ETC.
13. tea
14. the Court's toilet paper.
15. stretch marks
16. being poor
17. The Hills and anyone affiliated with that show.
18. Lindsay Lohan... Are you a lesbian or not?!
19. Dog owners. Because if you own one, I'm jealous.
20. touching paper with dry hands.
21. papercuts
22. Mean French people
23. dustmytes.... They scare me: uber creepy.
24. mooches
25. people who have crappy yards
26. Clutter
27. stupid girls who have fake interests/hobbies to impress people.
28. Women in general. I hate the majority of you.
29. Itchy sweaters
30. THESE STUPID FLIES THAT ARE CONSTANTLY FLYING AROUND MY FACE AT THE COURTHOUSE.
31. People who don't eat meat because it's cool
32. People who wear too small of clothes and shouldn't...
33. bt
34. Special K (the former employee)
35. Liars.
36. yappy dogs
37. birds
38. lazy people
40. people who steal my food/silverwear/bowls at work
41. This blog- it's distracting me from being productive at work.
42. Chickflicks
43. popped collars
44. people licking their fingers
45. chewing gum loudly and obnoxious.. Or chewing loudly at all. That is irritating. Stop doing it if it's you!
46. pointless meetings
47. Phlegm
48. cameltoe
49. boybands
50. And finally..........................Football. It was important enough to list twice.
3 comments:
Ha ha ha...you forgot one major one...Football! Oh, and maybe Lance...
Ummm...hate to point it out, but your #2 and #12 contradict each other..you hate religious fanatics but at the same time you hate intolerance to other people for things such as their religion? Caught ya! :)
I love your list and agree with almost all of it!! And, I know that I am the exception to that hating girls comment. :)
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