Monday, May 13, 2013

Florida with Craig Ruks

We heard that his grandparents needed some help in Florida, so Craig took me on an impromptu vacation to Florida. I spent it like an 80 year old woman. Relaxed on the beach in February, learned how to knit, and resided in a senior community.  We even took a golf cart around the community to look at the giant alligator. I had a blast. 
 Hey girl.. 






Two of my very favorite people, the dreamy Double D's. 
 One of the best people I've ever met. Love JG.
 Eiffel towerin in furry costumes. 
 So much lovely going on here.
 BFF and LP snowshoeing 
 One of the best. Love. 
 Surprising Jeremytime with a TV for his birthday. (It was a computer but he returned it for a TV) Jeremytime is one of the best. 
 2Chainz show with the friends for Sundance. I'm finally starting to appreciate rap. (Thanks Dan)
 Voodoo costume parties 
 Diamond Fork Hot springs 
 Craig <3 p="">
 Warhol art exhibit with the boy. 

Burningman Year 3.. 4? Wow, I seriously can't remember.

Burningman is one of those things that can't be explained, only experienced. It's my home away from home.

 This is the temple this year. Each piece was intricately laser carved, and stunning. It was absolutely beautiful. 
 Always sunset watching, even at Burningman.
 The man
 My favorite art car, the Front Porch. One of my favorite moments at Burningman... Getting kidnapped by the Front Porch. I was taking my picture, when the art car took off, with me as its hostage... It was terrible, I was forced to listen to Johnny Cash and drink with the playas most handsome, dirty cowboys. <3 p="" swoon.="">
 The people here are too damn high! 

 The bad advice was also hilarious. I was instructed to become impregnated by my ex husband. This was seriously hilarious. 
 I loved this. Political art.. This was "Wall Street" and they blew it up. 

 More Front Porch lovin'
 The "Fucking Unicorn" camp. Yep. There is everything at Burningman. Endless fun and entertainment.
 Even a vibrating motorcycle. 
 It is spiritual.
 And classy places to sit. (porn chair)
 An electric chair
 Views 





 Branded
 Hooped with a freshly broken wrist.

 My loaner bike. Mine was stolen, but they (the bike repair place) let me borrow this one <3 dirty="" i="" in="" p="" ridin="" style.="" was="">
 Friend Tom.
 To close, watching the temple burn. Until next year.... 

Broken wrist.

I snapped that puppy straight through.  It was such a fluke too... It happened two days before I was leaving for Burningman... I played my indoor soccer game, and the team after us didn't have their opponent show up, so they asked us to play a "just for funsies" game.  Things were going gloriously, but then the goalie decided to come out and play, so I volunteered to play goalie for the last 3 minutes of the game.. What is the worst that could happen?? 
This.