Why I'm on the brink of losing it today...

1. My cat broke my vase
2. D pooped on our pillow today.
3. I stepped in cat puke
4. I just realized that D ate TWO pairs of my favorite heels.

Someone is going to die today.

Also, Jesten is still a BMX Ninja.

Adventures of Andrea when Jesten is out of town..

I am a super hero by night, hairdresser and stylist by day. Not professionally of course...

When we get together, chaos insues.
I realize I'm weird.

At least I have a cute dog.. and mother! haha

My dog smells like ass.

Katie beat me and my dog with a pillow....

And then she gave me the sexy face.

My cat slept on Katie's pillow- he sure showed her.

Nonsense Post

Can I just tell you how excited I am that one of my favorite paintings came up in my "Random Classic Art" portion of my blog?

Also, I am very bored at work.

So I did it.

We are dipping our feet into the selling pool....

We put our house on the market. Just to SEE if we could generate any interest... I'm really not thinking I can sell my house though. I love it. I made it mine. I love my neighbors.. But we are thinking of heading on eastward.... We found a house we love. AHHH.

Dear Laser Hair Removal

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS YOU DOUCHEBAGS!

YOU AND YOUR STUPID ASS THIRD PARTY FINANCING COMAPNY MED-CHOICE.

And you smell bad too.

Dear guys with long fingernails

You give me the heebie jeebies.

Please cut your fingernails pronto.

Courtesy of Andrea.