ARE YOU SURE??!

I just took a quiz and it says:

How Bitchy Are You?
How Bitchy Are You?-->
You Are 57% Bitchy
Generally, you're an average woman, with average moods. But sometimes... well, watch out!Sometimes, you let your mean side get the better of you. And you enjoy every minute of it.

WHAT?? Only 57%? I demand a retake.

Another B*Fest

Surprise surprise... Angry Andrea takes to her blog to vent again.

Ok. SO I either have the worst luck in the world.. Or someone is seriously slashing my tires.. I'm convinced.. (And Todd, I think we have a culprit) haha, Basically the story goes... I was coming back from the gym by myself last night at 9:30 and much to my dismay, I got ANOTHER flat tire! I am still on a donut so this time I was seriously S.O.L.

I am throwing myself a pity party. Anyone want to come?

Also I have a math test today. This is not the first time I've had car trouble on a test day.. I seriously think someone is out to get me.. It's a conspiracy!

Another Angry Blog Post.

Ok. First off, yesterday I was sick. And I still don't feel that splendid today, but you do what you gotta do.

So, I went to school yesterday (test review day, definitely had to be there), and the first thing this really obnoxious girl in my class asks me is, "did you wear your hair like THAT to work today?" Side note: I have natrually curly hair, so instead of straightening my hair yesterday after I got out of the shower, I just let it air dry, in which it became curly. So my shocked response was, "Um.. Yeah" I was so shocked that I forgot that I didn't attend work.. So then after the initial shock wore off I said, "Actually I didn't go to work today, I am not feeling well." And her response is what killed me.... She was like, "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." As to say- "Ohhh that explains why your hair looks so hideous, no wonder your hair looks like sh**, you've been sick today.. gotcha." I was blown away. I guess I should not be allowed in public when I leave my hair curly. Why are people always commenting on how ugly my hair is?? This is like the second comment I've received about how heinous my hair is in like a year... Apparently it's time for me to shell out some money and get my hair done.. Something...

Oh, ps... This chick is also the girl who asked me what my iPhone was.... PS. Apparently she has never seen or heard of an iPhone. I think the girl was homeschooled. Sorry if I offended anyone. Ok not really.


My second rant is about DIETING. I work out 5-6 days a WEEK and do you THINK I could lose a pound? I lost 3 pounds and then I ate bacon and cookies this weekend and have gained it all back??? I just want to say F you to all of the natrually skinny people who don't lift a finger and are just skinny. I also want to say F you to Todd, for losing 25 pounds. I think even if I did do your diet Todd I would probably gain weight. Ugh I am so frustrated and cranky. I need a cookie. Ok, Todd I really don't hate you, I'm just a hater.

I don't really know what tagged means..

8 Favorite TV shows
1. Desperate Housewives
2. Dexter
3. The Office
4. Snapped
5. Forensice Files
6. The Investigators
7. Dominic Dunne.
8. The Case Files of Dale Hinman

8 Things I did yesterday
1. Spend money at Ikea. Me and Jesten bought a sweet new desk.
2. Went to RCwilley
3. Killed some peeps.
4. Played with my cat
5. Went to buy some decorations for our new desk
6. Went on the neverending search for the elusive office chair.
7. Made cookies- Not on the damn diet.
8. Was mad at myself for relapsing on cookies.

8 Things I look forward to
1. Saturday and Sunday
2. Getting done with school.
3. Killing people.
4. Summer
5. Winning the lottery! (Leslie, I'm going to win it)
6. Sundays- those are Desperate Housewives nights.
7. Seeing my mom. I am a mommy's girl.
8. June 20. Because it is the most important day of the year. Mark it on your calendar.

8 Favorite Restaurants
1. Dodo Cafe
2. Pancake House
3. Olive Garden
4. Del taco (I'm a classy woman-what can I say?)
5. The Pie Pizzaria.
6. I can't think of any others.
7.
8.

8 Things on my wish-list
1. To be filthy stinking rich.
2. To have 14 more hairless cats and get a Boston Terrier.
3. Kill people.
4. for my laundry to do itself
5. Travel.
6. For Lindsay Lohan to drop off the face of the earth.
7. To finish school and get a good job.
8. World Peace... Lol.

8 People I Tag
Ahem. I don't know what tagging is. So tag yourself.

Oatmeal

... Is the most disgusting and vile food on this planet.

And that is my thought for the day.

UGH

This is what I think of the last week.... ^

PS Jesten REALLY needs to find that sugar momma. Or he needs to get his butt on the pole.

My week just keeps getting better.

The $2.00 raise we were promised at my work for implementing ridiculous changes has just been stolen from us.

I am seriously so enraged and bitter. I always knew I was a pee-on and boy does this sting. This week has sucked sooo effing bad. When it rains it pours I suppose. I guess things don't happen in 3's more like they happen in multiples of THREES. UGH. I want to run away and never come back. I want to go on a humanitarian mission and not come back for a year. (*#$(#*@$(#@#*$(#$(@#&$*@#)&$)@&#$*#@Y$*)#$&)()@93(%(*#&)*@#Y%#&@50325

WORST DAY EVER

Ok. We all have those days, and after yesterday, I see what "they" mean when they say that everything bad always comes in threes.

1. Upon coming home from school on Tuesday night at 8:20, I went downstairs to feed my cat and realized that our basement had flooded. I know WTF! Luckily we have a shelf basement (our house is like a zillion years old and apparently shelf basements were the cool thing to have 100 years ago)... and so nothing really was damaged, but the house now smells like stale water. Anyway, we called a plumber and the estimate to unclog the "main" drain (of course it had to be the "main" drain) is $501.00. Of course it couldn't be an easy fix. I'm going to try some massive drano/ vinegar-baking soda combo first. That will only cost me $20. But I HIGHLY doubt that will work, because as you can see by this post- the only luck I have is BAD luck.

2. Working late. Yesterday I was stuck in court until 6:20 PM- sigh. Gotta love shelter hearings...... Normally this extended stay at work would not bother me, except I had my math class from 5:30-6:50 that I missed. This is my SECOND day of school that I have EVER missed in GOING ON THREE YEARS AT SCHOOL!!!!! And the first class I missed wasn't a mandatory class and so I didn't have to be there. If you guys know anything about me, it is that I am a TOTAL nerd when it comes to school. I cried when I got my one and only A-. I'm a school junkie and so missing my second day of math class is still really upsetting to me. I know, insert joke about me and my nerdiness here______________.

3. So just when I thought things couldn't get worse, I had a bad feeling on the drive to work that my tire was going flat. And at 5:00, my nice co-workers went down to check to see if my tire was all the way flat (since I was stuck in court) and they said that it was low, but I would make it ok to a gas station to put air in it. Well, at 6:25, I exited the underground parking garage, and much to my dismay, my tire was beyond flat. So I pulled into a nearby parking lot and waited for my boyfriend to drive from Sandy to downtown to come rescue me. I also feel that I should mention that the parking lot I was sitting in was the same one that the lady got raped in about 2 months prior.... Luckily Jesten saved the day.. and I was not raped.

Too bad I don't have any money to fix my tire with. Books cost me a FORTUNE this semester. I have to fix my car key (the battery is all funky) and I need to pull the dent out of my driver side fender. I also posted the car on KSL. It's just too much money and I can't afford it anymore. So if you want a 2003 Saab. Let me know. lol. Anyway. That's what is going on in my life. I know, this is a depressing post, so maybe a picture of a tree will cheer you up.

F word

It is the 2nd day of January and I have already broken BOTH of my New Years Resolutions.

1. Eat Healthy. Although I have made ernest attempts to eat ALL of my junk food before January 1 (couldn't let it go to waste now could I?), I have failed to do so and the sugary fattening... artery clogging...un-nutritious.... delicacies are just sitting in my cabinets taunting me. So against the advice of that little voice in my head (I think they call it a conscience) and against my better judgement, I gave into temptation and ate crappy food yesterday. A lot of it.

2. Stop picking my cuticles. I know this seems like an otherwise stupid and irrelevant resolution, but it is something that has been on the priority list for a while now... However, my resolution only lasted about 11 hours because, by habit, I realize that I was picking my cuticles in a nervous frenzy.. They look so horrendous and white trash, yet despite my best efforts, habit prevailed and my cuticles still look like shit.

So there you have it. It is obvious that I am just a failure (cue the violin).