TWILIGHT!

Ok. There are three things I'm sure of.

1. Edward was a vampire
2. I loved the Twilight movie
3. It was sort of cheesy.

I saw the much anticipated (by me) Twilight movie on Sunday and I LOVED IT! I am one of those teeny bopper girls that read the book and shortly thereafter became addicted to it. At first I was hesitant about their choice of characters, but I really loved them all. I can't wait for New Moon to come out!!!!

Secondly. Writing papers on moral philosophy all weekend wasn't so great.

Thirdly, I'm sad my mom will be out of town for Thanksgiving :(

Lastly... I gave my cat a bath. And Jesten shampooed our carpets.

There you have it. Your Anti-Andrea/Jesten/Gollum update.


PS.We (minus Gollum sadly) will be going to New York in December! Yay!

THINGS I DON'T LIKE

Well, kids. We started off on things I liked and so I thought I'd rant on about things I don't like very much.

1. Egocentric assholes
2. Religious fanatics
3. sex-offenders
4. Michael Jackson. He is just creepy. Face it.
5. Vomit
6. ET
7. Open closets
8. Jocks- the majority of the time. (because they fall into that egocentric asshole category)
9. People who hate cats for no reason and tell me they wish my cat would die. Well I hope your precious dog dies too asshole. Pssh.
10. Sports. SPORTS. This should probably be #1.
11. Kids shows. They seem like brainwashing creepy propaganda to me.
12. Intolerance to other people due to their: sexual orientation, gender, age, ethnicity, religion.. ETC.
13. tea
14. the Court's toilet paper.
15. stretch marks
16. being poor
17. The Hills and anyone affiliated with that show.
18. Lindsay Lohan... Are you a lesbian or not?!
19. Dog owners. Because if you own one, I'm jealous.
20. touching paper with dry hands.
21. papercuts
22. Mean French people
23. dustmytes.... They scare me: uber creepy.
24. mooches
25. people who have crappy yards
26. Clutter
27. stupid girls who have fake interests/hobbies to impress people.
28. Women in general. I hate the majority of you.
29. Itchy sweaters
30. THESE STUPID FLIES THAT ARE CONSTANTLY FLYING AROUND MY FACE AT THE COURTHOUSE.
31. People who don't eat meat because it's cool
32. People who wear too small of clothes and shouldn't...
33. bt
34. Special K (the former employee)
35. Liars.
36. yappy dogs
37. birds
38. lazy people
40. people who steal my food/silverwear/bowls at work
41. This blog- it's distracting me from being productive at work.
42. Chickflicks
43. popped collars
44. people licking their fingers
45. chewing gum loudly and obnoxious.. Or chewing loudly at all. That is irritating. Stop doing it if it's you!
46. pointless meetings
47. Phlegm
48. cameltoe
49. boybands
50. And finally..........................Football. It was important enough to list twice.

Things that make me happy.

1. Jesten
2. My cat
3. My family
4. My friends
5. Hairdye
6. Tattoos
7. Facial piercings
8. Punkrock
9. Candy
10. Hybrid cars
11. Shiny objects
12. Mussaaakkkk
13. Filling out surveys
14. Revenge
15. Karma
16. Chai lattes
17. Painting
18. Photography
19. Working out
20. Smelly lotions
21. Cheese toast
22. Olive Garden breadsticks
23. Traveling
24. Kurt Cobain
25. Clothes
26. Soccer (low on the list)
27. Massages/ people playing with my hair
28. Animals (especially hairless cats)
29. Water
30. Moon
31. Did I mention Jesten? I love that kid.
32. My purple stuffed animal I stole from needy children
33. Mentos and big hunks
34. GUMMIES GUMMIES GUMMIES
35. Those crystal light packets for water
36. Long hot showers
37. Blankets
38. Scarves
39. Ugly UGG boots/slippers/shoes.
40. Halloween
41. Slutty shoes
42. Angry-bitter people
43. Courtney Love
44. Dresses
45. Good toilet paper
46. When it's not football or basketball season.
47. The Twilight series
48. Scary movies
49. Highlighers
50. Jesus

It's Friday! And I have to be in court in 30 minutes.

My family totally doesn't know how to

Look at the camera.


This are my two BFFS that aren't my family. Left,Jaci and Right Mere bear.

Again, my aunts and my mom <3>

Me and my brother big pimpin.

Me, Jaci and Char. Loves them!

FIND A CURE

Not the best picture of my little bro. But... He's still my favorite.

My cousins (left and right) Torey and Kevin. Middle is their friend Taylor. Loves them!

Cousin Carli, Brother John and me. Weirdness runs in my family. And the hello kitty blanket.

My uncle Joe, Auntie G, Auntie C, Doreen (joe's wife) and my mom <3>

My friend Ashley, me and Mere!

This is how much I like alcohol. Ew.

Vintage Randi and Annie. Circa 2005 My fat arms are also included in this picture.

Again, the three amigos. <3>

Funny things that make me laugh.

This picture makes me laugh because it is your typical stupid Myspace punk rock looking sad picture.. HAHAHAHAH I love being young and stupid. I'm glad I can laugh at my patheticness now. CLICHE! Don't worry, I want to punch myself too.

This picture makes me laugh because now you know where I get my awesomeness.. Ok, It's not a funny picture but I thought I'd brag about how cool my family is.

Yep, again.. Bragging.

Yeah, I know Barack..... We tight.

I was having way more fun than he was apparently.

This picture is going to make PETA knock on my door... But this cat is basically my idol. Hero status even.

I know, I am a cliche.

This picture makes me laugh because I was trying to be pretty and I ended up looking like I have a uniboob.

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My boyfriend likes to wear my underwear on his head. Thought I'd throw that out there for some comic relief after the last two blogs.

Second rant- FOOTBALL

Can I just say that I hate sports season. There I said it. I hate football. I hate baseball. I hate basketball... I hate it all.  If I hear "Did you watch the game last night" ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR....

I can pretty much tell you what happens at the "big game" because all of you obnoxious people get together with all of your other sport loving people and recite play by play what went on. Apparently I am the ONLY person at my work that hates football. Well, Leslie's husband doesn't like football either... 

As someone that really hates watching sports on TV, and only watches the Superbowl because of the commercials, I just want to tell you all that I would rather watch paint dry than watch your favorite college team on TV. SO NO, I DID NOT WATCH THE GAME. NOR WILL I EVER WATCH "THE GAME". 

Ok. Now I feel a little better.

So let's see what is going on in my life.. Well.. My cat is sleeping on my lap. Jesten is putting up Christmas lights at his parental unit's house... Did I mention the cat is sleeping on my lap? I am doing my homework (sort of) And I just heard a door slam. 

That's really all that's going on in my life at the moment. Sadly. Maybe I should watch "the game"... hahaha. 

I'm probably going to offend everyone post.

First of all, I just want to say F YEAHHH!!! Go Obama!!!! I'm super stoked that is our new presidential elect. And sorry to offend probably the majority of you. :D I have never been one to sensor myself... So I'm blogging my feelings ya'll! Here comes more word vomit:

FIRST OFF, I believe that Proposition 8 (In California) is HORRID. As a straight, (as in non gay) woman, I am horrified to think that we would deny the right of another American just because of their sexual preface. I think it is an abhorrition of American culture to pass something that denies the fundamental rights of so many people. 100 years ago, the same thing was happening in American culture. Yeah it was called RACISM. We passed laws for equal rights and fought for YEARS to overcome the prejudices that plagued our society. Racism was a stain that has plagued our country for many years and to think that history is repeating itself with such a hate-filled proposition makes me feel the need to vomit. We should have learned from history's mistakes, not repeated them. How would you feel if someone told you that you were not given the same rights as everyone else just because you were "different".. Although you are a tax paying, law abiding, socially obedient citizen? Hardly seems fair. It's tough to stomach that people would not receive equal opportunities in America, a country that prides itself on tolerance would deny fundamental rights of so many of it's citizens?

Remember.. Just because YOU are not a homosexual doesn't mean that YOU have the right to deny someone else as the same rights that YOU have and take for granted. Stop being homophobic and afraid of progressive thought. Again, sorry to offend probably the majority of my fellow bloggians.. But I have the right to freedom of speech and so do you. So you can express YOUR opinions while I express mine.

Sickening. Just sickening.